What happens at Malibu Tech University when the greedy Dean Adams (Rod Stewart) plans on tearing down the Alphas' Frat house and build a supermarket. The only way to save the frat is to have 200,000 dollars in 48 hours. Scooter and Zeke (Zach Galligan and Bronson Pinchot) invent a time machine to gather all of the dead U.S. Presidents to party with them in a last ditch effort to raise the money. (Weird Al Yankovic as Martin Van Buren, Ted Kennedy as John Kennedy, Pauly Shore as Abe Lincoln, Don Johnson as Dwight Eisenhower, Michael J. Fox as Woodrow Wilson, Louie Anderson as William Taft, Corey Feldman as John Adams, Ken Ober as George Washington, Jeff Fahey as "Wildfire" Andrew Jackson, "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes as Franklin Roosevelt, and Tommy Chong as Theodore Roosevelt

An Amish farmer (Conrad Bain) must travel into the chambers of hell to battle Satan himself (played by Andy Griffith) for possession of his beloved farm in an action packed thriller. (Musical Score by Molly Hatchet)

When the largest cock-fighting ring in the midwest is busted, all hell breaks loose in a small Kansas town as a respected business man (Beautiful Bobby Eaton) takes the mayor's son hostage and threatens to blow up the community center. (Chuck Garvey as Mayor Stevens and Jim Neidhart as Police Chief Carlos Hayes

The year is 2009 and M.I.K.O.S. (Billy Warlock) is a top secret, government created cyborg that is sent into Hong Kong to singlehandedly take on drugload brothers. (Victor Wong and Richard Greico Nick Lowery as Michael Huang)

Christopher Columbus searches elsewhere for his "spices", namely amongst his young, muscular crew. (Kevin Nealon as Columbus. Kirk Cameron as One-Eyed Peter)

Youngster from first Gremlins (Corey Feldman) feeds Mogwais something they've been yearning for after midnight. (Zach Galligan and Marty Benneman as "That Slut Lamar")

Adolf Hitler (Ed Alonzo) catches Eva Braun (Katina Sheets) quote, "Ah, doing da' nasty wit' General Erwin Rommel. Ah blitzkrieg, you whore." (Chris Sabo as General Rommel)

A small Midwestern town judge (Armand Assante) is seduced by a fiery lawyer (Michael Gross) and shows him exactly how the "hard" hand of the law works.

Jackie Earl Haley is a young scribe being tutored by Sir Callihan (Fritz Von Erich) who literally shows him the dark side of the Round Table, including underneath it during one of King Arthur's important sessions.

When high school coach, Grover Haynes (Craig James) decides that it's necessary to build a throne in the locker room showering facilities. Athletic Director Lonny Blassie (Tom Webster) hears numberous complaints from star quarterback (Tom Browning), but decides to build one equal and opppostie from Coach Haynes in the showers.

A samll town is turned upside down when Sheriff Jeremiah McNasty (Robert Davi) poses as a UPS delivery man. But in the end the joke is on him, when Mayor Joshua Hammonds (Alan Thicke) drugs him, and McNasty ends up trying to have sexual intercourse with his nephew Kenny (Brice Beckham) at Kenny's 10th birthday party. (Lord Alfred Hayes as "Drunken Necrophiliac Hughes")

Richard Pryor tries to find reasons to why his "play thang" (Jason Robards) is "nailing" everything in sight and is too tired to "make amends" with him when he comes home at night. (Vincent Price is the evil "Precious Von Sexwolf". Phonsie Ayers as P. Ness Johnson)

After a torid love affair, a U.S. Senator (Jim J. Bullock) breaks it off with Chuckles, (Yakov Smirnov) the clown that stole his heart.