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Eddie B. Birthsign-Aries Likes-Clowns, Rattlesnakes, Thunderstorms, Chicken Noodle Soup, and Cuddling. Most Embarrassing Moment-"Splitting my pants at my ballet recital ." One Word Self-Description-Funny Nickname-Wild Thang What He Looks For in a Woman-Three Viable Orifices. One Thing His Fans Don't Know About Him-"I'm 75% blind in my right eye."
Simon Birthsign-Taurus Likes-Unicorns, Spring Mornings, Candy, Super Mario Brothers 2, and soft kisses Most Embarrassing Moment-"In the 7th grade, when the principal announced during a pep rally that I stuffed my pants with tube socks." One Word Self-Description-Loveable Nickname-Cupid What He Looks For in a Woman-"Someone who doesn't send me a videotape of her in a hardcore gangbang session with my father and uncles. One Thing His Fans Don't Know About Him-"I have a baboon heart."
Tony Birthsign-Capricorn Likes-Dancing, Leather, Chicks, Bunny Rabbits, and Nudity. Most Embarrassing Moment-"Pulling out too late a few times in '94." One Word Self-Description-Heavenly Nickname-S.O.B. What He Looks For in a Woman- "Someone who does not believe in restraining orders." One Thing His Fans Don't Know About Him-"I'm terrified about commitment and monogomy."
Ricky Birthsign-Aries Likes-Sharp Knives, S & M Clubs, Lace Curtains, Hot Chocolate, and Unsupervised Dead Bodies. Most Embarrassing Moment-"Losing all of my hair from chemotherapy, then finding out there was a mix-up in paperwork and that I didn't have cancer afterall." One Word Self-Description-Gentleman Nickname-Baby Killer What He Looks For in a Woman-"A (experlative) woman that doesn't go (experlative) singing to the (experlative) cops after every little (experlative) misunderstanding." One Thing His Fans Don't Know About Him-"I teach karate at the YMCA." Logan Birthsign-Scorpio Likes-Fast Times, Money, Cinnamon, Morally Casual Women, and Ladybugs. Most Embarrassing Moment-"Shitting my pants when I was crowned Prom King." One Word Self-Description-Berzerk Nickname-Lionheart What He Looks For in a Woman-"A clean, wholesome time." One Thing His Fans Don't Know About Him-"I have webbed feet." |